笑话：
Once pon a time ,a stpid gy went to the docto's
&qot;What's the matte with yo&qot;,asked the docto
&qot;I have been boken a!&qot;,said the foo
&qot;Boken a,what's it mean&qot;,the docto was spised
Then,the foo pointed to his head and said:&qot;Och!Thee is something wong with my head&qot;afte that,he pointed to his back and said :&qot;och,my back ht&qot;then,he toch his nose and said:&qot;och,my nose ht&qot;……
The docto thoght a whie and said :&qot;yo have a bad finge&qot;
从前，有个傻瓜去看医生。那医生问他有什么病。那傻瓜说他全身伤了。那医生很疑惑。接着，那傻瓜用手指着头说：“很痛，我的头伤了。”接着，有指着背，鼻子，说它们都伤了。
那医生想了一会儿，说：“你的手指伤了。”
A man goes to chch and stats taking to God He says: &qot;God, what is a miion doas to yo&qot; and God says: &qot;A penny&qot;, then the man says: &qot;God, what is a miion yeas to yo&qot; and God says: &qot;a second&qot;, then the man says: &qot;God, can I have a penny&qot; and God says &qot;In a second&qot;
一男子进入教堂和上帝对话他问:&qot;主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少&qot;上帝回答:&qot;一便士&qot;男子又问:&qot;那一百万年呢&qot;上帝说:&qot;一秒钟&qot;最后男子请求道:&qot;上帝,我能得到一便士吗&qot;上帝回答:&qot;过一秒钟&qot;
Fo best fiends met at the hospita since thei wives wee giving biths to thei babies The nse comes p to the fist man and says, &qot;Congatations, yo got twins&qot; The man said &qot;How stange, I'm the manage of Minnesota Twins&qot; Afte awhie the nse comes p to the second man and says, &qot;Congatations, yo got tipets&qot; Man was ike &qot;Hmmm, stange I woked as a diecto fo the &qot;3 msketees&qot; Finay, the nse comes p to the thid man and says
&qot;Congatations, yo got twins x2&qot; Man is happy and says, &qot;Ionic, I wok fo the hote &qot;4 Seasons&qot; A thee of them ae happy nti they see thei ast bddy jmping a ove the pace, csing God and banging his head on the wa They asked him what's wong and he answeed, &qot;What's wong I wok fo 7p&qot;!
四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产护士过来对第一个男人说:&qot;恭喜,你得了双胞胎&qot;男人说:&qot;多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理&qot;过了一会儿,护士过来对第二个男人说:&qot;恭喜,你得了三胞胎&qot;男人很喜欢:&qot;嗯,又巧了我是3M公司的董事&qot;最后,护士跑来对第三个男人说:&qot;恭喜,你得了2对双胞胎&qot;男人很开心地说:&qot;真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作&qot;他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:&qot;什么不对劲我可是在七喜公司工作呀!&qot;
呵呵,一个比一个效率高
Osama Bin aden, a Canadian, and Pesident Bsh wee waking down the steet when they saw a goden amp They bbed it and a genie came ot and said, &qot;I wi gant each one a wish that’s 3 togethe&qot; The Canadian said, &qot;I am a fathe and my son wi be a fame so I want the soi in Canada to be foeve fetie&qot; The genie said the magic wods and the wish came te Osama ooked amazed so he wished fo a wa aond Afghanistan the genie said the magic wods and again the wish came te Pesident Bsh said &qot;Genie, te me moe abot this wa,&qot; the genie said,” It’s 50 feet thick and 500 feet ta so nothing can get in and nothing can get ot&qot; Pesident Bsh said,” Wow! That’s a big bidgeFi it with wate!!!
拉登,一加拿大人还有布什总统走在大街上看到一盏金色的灯他们擦了擦灯出现了一个精灵精灵说:&qot;我要满足你们每人一个愿望总共三个&qot;加拿大人说:&qot;我是个父亲我儿子将成为农夫,因此我想让加拿大的土地永远肥沃&qot;精灵说了咒语愿望实现了拉登看了很惊奇,他希望有座城墙围绕阿富汗精灵又说了咒语愿望又实现了布什总统问:&qot;精灵请告诉我关于这座墙的事情&qot;精灵回答:&qot;墙厚50英尺,高500英尺,因而里面的任何东西出不来外面的任何东西进不去&qot;布什总统说:&qot;哇!那是座大桥耶注满水!!!&qot;
My Baby Swaowed a Bet
Yong Mothe: &qot;Docto, my baby swaowd a bet What sha I do
Docto: &qot;Don't point him at anybody&qot;
年轻的妈妈说：“医生，我孩子吞下一颗子弹，我该怎么办？”
医生说：“不要让他指着任何人。”
Notes
1 to swaow a bet: 吞下一颗子弹
2 to point at: 对瞄准
aybaby
Once two hntes went hnting in the foest One of them sddeny fe down by accident He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased beathing The othe hnte soon took ot his mobie phone to ca the emegency cente fo hep The opeato said camy:&qot;Fist, yo shod make se that he is aeady dead&qot; Then the opeato head a gnshot fom the othe end of the phone and next he head the hnte asking:&qot;What shod I do next&qot;
两个猎人进森林里打猎，其中一个猎人不慎跌倒，两眼翻白，似已停止呼吸。另一个猎人赶紧拿出手机拨通紧急求助电话。接线员沉着地说：“第一步，要先确定你的朋友已经死亡。”于是，接线员在电话里听到一声枪响，然后听到那猎人接着问：“第二步怎办？”
foo_fox
标题：I'm the boss
内容：The boss was compaining in o staff meeting the othe day that he wasn't getting any espect ate that moning he went to a oca cad and novety shop and boght a sma sign that ead, &qot;I'm the Boss&qot; He then taped it to his office dooate that day when he etned fom nch, he fond that someone had taped a note to the sign that said &qot;Yo wife caed, she wants he sign back!&qot;
note:staff meeting:员工会议
Wife's picte
A bsinessman entes a taven, sits down at the ba, and odes a dobe matini on the ocks
Afte he finishes the dink, he peeks inside his shit pocket, then he odes the batende to pepae anothe dobe matini Afte he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shit pocket and odes the batende to bing anothe dobe matini
The batende says, &qot;ook, bddy, I' bing yo matinis a night ong Bt yo go to te me why yo ook inside yo shit pocket befoe yo ode a efi&qot;
The cstome epies, &qot;I'm peeking at a photo of my wifeWhen she stats to ook good, then I know it's time to go home&qot;
note:taven 酒馆, 客栈
matini 马提尼酒
peekpi;k n一瞥, 匆忙看过v偷看
英文脑筋急转弯： 1 Q: What fit is neve fond singy
A: A pea
pea 梨，音似pai一对
2 Q: Why is the bide nhappy on he wedding day
A: Becase she didn’t may the best man
bide新娘bidegoom新郎best man男傧相；最好的男人bidesmaid女傧相
3 Q: What time mst it be when the escaped hngy wof ate the paymaste
A: 8 pm
8 pm音似ate pm, 而pm 是paymaste的缩写。paymaste（发放薪饷的）出纳员
4 Q: What wi yo beak once yo say it
A: Sience
beak the sience打破沉默
5 Q: What kind of cothes asts the ongest
A: ndewea, becase it’s neve won ot
won ot穿坏，磨损；穿在外面
6 Q: Why ae fames ce
A: They p cons by the eas
ea耳朵；一穗（玉米）
p cons by the eas一穗一穗地掰玉米；揪着玉米耳朵掰玉米
7 Q: Why ae babies ike hinges
A: Becase they ae things to adoe
adoe喜爱，音似a doo
things to a doo门上的东西
8 Q: If a dive dives too fast he’ get a ticket What wi happen to a poet if
he wites too fast
A: His poetic icence wi be taken away
poetic icence 诗的破格（如不遵从语法规则等）
9 Q: Why is an empty pse aways the same
A: Thee is no change in it
change 零钱；变化
10 Q: Why do itte bids in the nest agee with each othe
A: Becase they wod fa ot if they didn’t
fa ot 摔出去；争吵
11 Q: Why is an agment ike a pen
A: No good withot a point
point 尖，顶端；论点，要点
12 Q: When wi the wind impove its image
A: When it tns ove a new eaf
tn ove a new eaf的真正涵义是：改过自新
13 Q: Why is eaning Engish ike a ight gente wind to a smat stdent
A: It’s a beeze to them
beeze 微风，和风；轻而易举的事
14 Q: What has fo whees and fies
A: A gabage tck
What has fo whees and fies另一种理解是：什么东西既有四个轮子又有许多苍蝇？
15 Q: What’s even hade to catch if yo n faste
A: Yo beath
catch one’s beath 恢复正常呼吸（尤指剧烈运动后）
16 Q: What time is it when a man is chased by ten dogs
A: It’s ten afte one
17 Q: How can yo te a cock is shy
A: It has its hands ove its face
18 Q: Why does time fy
A: To get away fom a those who ae tying to ki it
ki time 消磨时间
19 Q: Why does an invisibe man tend to go cazy
A: Ot of sight, ot of mind
ot of sight, ot of mind 眼不见为净
20 Q: Whee can a dog get anothe tai
A: At a etai stoe
前缀e-表示“再一次”，“又……”。
21 Q: Why do capentes think thee’s no sch thing as god in this wod
A: They neve saw it
saw 锯，也是see的过去式，seeing is beieving眼见为实
22 Q: Why do yo think doctos ae mean
A: Eveything they teat me they make me pay fo it
teat 请客；治疗
mean 小气，吝啬
23 Q: What do yo think of the Gand Canyon
A: Jst goges
goges 是goge(峡谷）的复数形式，音似gogeos，宜人的，好的，美丽的
Jst gogeos!太棒了！太美了！
24 Q: How do yo pnctate the foowing sentence
A: Make a dash afte it
make a dash afte it另一种理解是：冲上去拿呀
25 Q: How do yo know a photogaphe is aways pogessive
A: They ae aways deveoping
deveop 发展；冲（胶卷）
这款鞋子的品牌属于：杰尼亚 (Zegna)
Zegna集团分很多个品牌，Zegnaspot是Zegna旗下最低档的子品牌，走运动休闲路线。
不知道你哪款是什么样子的，但说白了，买双安踏还专业些~~
杰尼亚 (Zegna) 是世界闻名的意大利男装品牌，最著名的是剪裁一流的西装，亦庄亦谐的风格令许多成功男士对杰尼亚 (Zegna) 钟爱有加。多年来，杰尼亚 (Zegna) 品牌一直是众多社会名流所青睐的对象，杰尼亚 (Zegna) 不追求新奇的款式和华丽的色彩，以其完美无瑕、剪裁适宜、优雅、古朴的个性化风格风靡全球。杰尼亚 (Zegna) 品牌除西装外，现已开拓了毛衣、休闲服和内衣等男装系列。迄今，杰尼亚 (Zegna) 已在巴黎、米兰、佛罗伦、东京、北京、上海、大连等世界服装名城开设了220家专营店，年销售额为24亿美元，占世界男装销售量的30%。
★对此回答满意请及时采纳~~！追问
多少钱这双鞋？谢谢
普通休闲鞋子一般都要2000+以上，好看点的在3000+以上~
贵的只是品牌，但技术含量，还没安踏的高呀！
请采纳~
读法：英 【ˈzɪdʒə:nə】 美 【ˈzɪdʒənə】 中文：n 杰尼亚（世界闻名的男装品牌）短语：1、Emengido Zegna 杰尼亚2、Fondazione Zegna 杰尼亚基金会3、Anna Zegna 杰尼亚4、Zegna fabos 杰尼亚5、Zegna hge 杰尼亚扩展资料临近词：1、zenana英 【zɪ'nɑːnə】 美 【zɛ'nɑnə】 n 闺房；女用薄衣料；闺中妇女例句：The zenana, which fom an otside view is a pace of confinement, fo me was the abode of a feedom 外界的旁观者会认为，闺房好像是一座监牢，但对我来说则是全面解放的寓所。2、zegma英 【'zjːgmə】 美 【'zʊɡmə】 n 轭式修饰法例句：Age may winke the face , bt ack of enthsiasm winkes the so (Zegma) 岁月在人脸上刻下皱纹，缺少热情使一个人的灵魂苍老。（拟人）
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